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|brett|
A boy and girl are sitting in their religions class when the girl falls asleep and is called on to answer a question.

The teacher first asks the girl - “Who created the heavens?”. The boy sitting behind her, in trying to prevent her from getting into trouble, pokes her in the ass with his pen and she jumps up saying GOD ALMIGHTY!

A while later the teacher asks the girl a second question - “Who died on the cross for us?” - again the boy pokes the girl in the ass making her jump up again proclaiming JESUS CHRIST!

Finally the teacher asks one last question of the girl - “What did Mary say after her giving birth to her 27th child?” - again the boy pokes the girl in the ass and she jumps out of her seat yelling IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME I’M GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!
|brett|

hehe

I stopped by V. Parkers office today for my Senior Summary (yeah folks I’m finally a Senior in college - woot!) and if everything goes to plan I’ll have one more full semester of CJ classes mostly (a couple non CJ mixed in there) in Spring 2005, a possible class or two during the summer, and then an internship Fall of 2005 and my ass will graduate. Means I’ve gotta get the ball rolling soon on possibly getting a SBI/Federal internship somewhere.

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Seems like I’ve been in college forever but if you calculate things out with my missing a year, changing majors, being behind and in a GPA hole - I’ll be out in 5 years give or take a few months.

I wanna buy a bike - and get out and ride it when I actually have some free time. A good investment I think?

Tomorrow I’ll be waking up earlier than I’ve ever been awake on my birthday. 5am here I come..

I never have time to update this anymore - maybe this weekend I can fill all 5 people who read this in on the meger happenings of my life. Not like I don’t talk to most of you on a day/EOD basis.

O yeah - a few months ago I saw a bumper sticker on a guys truck that said “Proud to be a non-hyphenated American”. I thought he was a cool guy with his NRA stickers etc all over until I saw that particular one. How sad? It’s like seeing a beautiful woman and watching her pull a cigarette out and light up. Yucko

Ignorance destroys. You know it’s true.