As many of you can see I’ve updated the look of av8ur.com . Justin was a big help, but I actually did most of the work this time. This theme is not original to me - but I guess you could say it is now that I’ve made a few tweaks to it. Personally I really like the image at the top ;).
What do you all think?
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Be sure to check out Megans new and improved blog too
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
THANKS DAD!
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh….
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Test Entry for the new hosting. THANKS JUSTIN!
This site really needs some color doesn’t it…?
It’s on it’s way…
**Update
@ 12:19pm the 21st it is in Greensboro, NC - scheduled for delivery on the 23rd. I hope it’s sooner.
Update
IT’S HERE! 10:30A. Now just as soon as I have this joker installed and ready to play the cable guy will be here to screw with my F-’d up line.
Yay it’s here 
I just wanted to make a quick entry about the todays events. Last night 103 called me and asked if I could drive an additional bus this morning on charter/orientation. Of course I stepped up! Didn’t even have to arrive at the garage until 0800! So I roll in aroun d 0730 this morning to see NO Gilligs left. Then I round the corner and find brand new Bus 29 all warmed up and ready for me to pimp out. Now this may mean nothing to most or all of you but - I’d say it’s pretty cool that management trusts me with their brand new top of the line $250,000 dollar bus that hasn’t rolled out of the lot since delivery. 6 other drivers arrived before I did and they held that bus just for me - I feel kinda honored. Ok - I know this sounds stupid and therefore I shall shuttup. But I bet none of you have experienced such a vote of confidence..
I hope this is a testament to the confidence which will be held in me in my future endeavours…
I’ll try to throw up a picture if I can remember to bring the camera out to the garage. Oh and Megans birthday is in 29 minutes. Happy Birthday Megan
BATTLEFIELD 2 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
I wish I could post a load of screenshots and stuff - but if you like FPS games this is for you. I’ve played for around a total of 16 hours and I’m STILL learning things. It’s merely the demo…
I have a preorder - but I’m real poor :/ . Looks like I’ll have to cancel it but I hope to get it very soon. The above image is a Render from the fankit. Flying isn’t the only aspect of this game by any means but here at av8ur.com I felt it must be the chosen feature for this entry.
Again - Battlefield 2
It just released around 15-20 minutes ago so GET IN LINE to get this. Ship date is some time later this month. I’m off to the beach this weekend - enjoy the green you mountain folk while I enjoy the blue 
Yesterday marks the one year anniversary of my registering av8ur.com. With most of the web design being completed by Justin I was able to create my own little world. While I suppose I could have taken the time to learn the code myself I just picked up the basics myself and let him resolve the problems I encountered. Thanks dude for facilitating my laziness!
Now for some content - this will be brief. I was surfing channels tonight and came across a dude singing pop songs made popular by female artists. It was hilarious. This fella looks like he just got off the rack at Jiffy Lube and walked on stage with his Blue Brothers squad x2. Take a look at this link for DAN and try to catch it on Bravo. Hilarious Jive!
Ignore the porn and check out these crazy videos! (scroll down to see them, you’ll need media player)
And this is crazy - Dude calling UFO’s down. Parts 1, 2, and 3 [shown on ABC I think]
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Vanishing Ball
Ok I”ve gotta stop or I’ll have a million of them up here.
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Gaim
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